Democrats answer GOP with own ethics plan

I'm not even certain where to begin making fun of this ridiculous collision of words. If that isn't the most absurd thing you've ever seen, then you're one of those insane Liberal lunatics that love to kill babies. I'll have to leave the real fun to Ann, but I fear that she'll miss this week's column deadline while laughing and spitting soda out of her nose. I'll just leave this post with a couple of quick questions that instantly came to mind...

- Will the new Democrat Ethics apply to "Coffee Talks" as well or are they just for Congress?

- If the Democrat Ethics include the Senate, does that mean Hillary has to finally give back all that money she stole from the Tax Payers?

- Is it now bad to jam a fork in a baby's head and murder it according to the Democrat Ethics?

- Do the Democrat Ethics now make it treasonous to give a Communist enemy super power copies of Nuclear Top Secrets?

- Does the Democrat Ethics plan include provisions for fucking Interns or is it still just cigars and blowjobs?

Wow, it's easy to write comedy with material like this to work with. Now I'm off to try and get Q-Dogg to run for Nancy Pelosi's seat which will give all new meaning to "Q-Dogg in the House!"

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